CHARGER REVIEW : REPORT CARD / T.J. SIMERS : Don’t Let Moms, Dads See This One

F: QUARTERBACKS

Receivers might have better chance of joining circus and catching bullets in their teeth than trying to flag down one of Billy Joe Tolliver’s rockets.

F: RUNNING BACKS

If they ever find Amelia Ehrhart, Ronnie Harmon will be close by. Plan to keep Rod Bernstine well-rested for playoffs is working just fine.

F: RECEIVERS

These guys aren’t exactly bringing home the groceries, but then if they tried, they’d probably drop them, too. Stop Anthony Miller, and that’s that.

F: OFFENSIVE LINE

Eric Floyd’s no longer a starter and you thought there was no good news Sunday. In-jured Courtney Hall plays on because alternative is Mike Zandofsky.

F: DEFENSIVE LINE

Pass rushers do the unimaginable: They make Brister-Strom look impressive. Les Miller has now scored as many TDs as running back Marion Butts.

F: LINEBACKERS

Gary Plummer has now scored as many TDs as Les Miller and one more than Walter Wilson and Quinn Early. Get well--soon--wishes to Billy Ray Smith.

F: DEFENSIVE BACKS

Like Boston’s bullpen, if it comes down to these guys, there goes the old ballgame. Everyone, but everyone, goes for the homer against Donald Frank.

F: SPECIAL TEAMS

Blame the blocked punt on Fuad Reveiz. That’s what Jack Clark would do, and the more you see ‘em, don’t they remind you of a certain baseball team?

F: COACHING

The future of the hula hoop looks more promising than Dan Henning’s. But Shoeless Joe & Friends in “Field of Dreams” had more life than these guys.