Pint-Sized Punch Lines

What did Snow White sing when she took her film to be developed? “Someday my prints will come.” (Amanda Maitino, 6, Saugus, James Foster Elementary)

* Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to listen to all this knocking? (Crystal Marie Ulibarri, 7, Long Beach, Hudson Elementary)

* What do dogs say when they want to know how another dog is doing? “Howl are you?” (Elizabeth Richardson, 9, West Hills, Shepherd of the Valley Lutheran School)

* What do you call a dog with no ears, nose, mouth, eyes, legs or tail? A hot dog. (Arjan Kaur Khalsa, 7, Phoenix, Khalsa Elementary)

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