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* What did the homeless computer say to the worker at the homeless shelter? “I haven’t had a byte to eat in weeks.” (Alisa Savetasila, 11, San Gabriel, Jefferson Middle School)
* What did the boy say to the spider? “Quit hanging around.” (Jake Green, 5, Mountain Meadows, Mountain Meadows Elementary School)
* What did the tie say to the hat? “You go on a head. I’ll hang around.” (Sarah Hock, 12, Upland, Pioneer Jr. High)
* Why did the coffee have to stay in its room? Because it was grounded. (Austen Lane-Roberts, 7, Calabasas, Bay Laurel Elementary)
* Knock, knock. Who’s there? I wish. I wish who? I wish you would open the door! (Ramon Gonsalves, 6, Fullerton, St. Juliana’s)
* What do snakes study in school? Hiss-tory. (Karlo Soria, 13, La Puente, St. Louis of France School)
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