Craft a Title With a Twang

“You Unhitched My Heart Like an Eighteen-Wheeler Filled With Possums Gone Bad”

“When She Left Me, I Cried Like a Cat With Its Tail Caught Under Granny’s Rocker”

Ah, those touching country music titles. They speak of love, passion and pickups. In honor of the upcoming Academy of Country Music Awards, we’re asking Southern Californians to come up with titles for country and western songs. Send by April 21 to Country Songs, Southern California Living, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053; e-mail [email protected], or fax (213) 237-0732. Please include your name, hometown and phone number. No telephone calls, please.