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On the Campaign Trail: President Clinton has endorsed Al Gore in his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination, saying, “My record is his record.” “I’m sure that made Tipper very happy.” (Daily Scoop)
On the Campaign Trail II: Critics say Hillary Rodham Clinton, considering a run for the Senate from New York, shouldn’t wear a Yankees baseball cap. “They say she couldn’t care less about the team. Hey, her husband wears a wedding ring and he couldn’t care less about that. Fair is fair.” (Jay Leno)
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The Essential
David Letterman
Least popular roadside attractions:
10. The Amazing Bearded Man
9. Tomb of the Unknown Baldwin
8. Last Remaining Natural Nose on Long Island
7. Ride the Wild Unbalanced Washing Machine
4. Shake Hands With That Guy Who Played Cliff on “Cheers.”
3. World’s Largest Ball of Phlegm, Springfield, Ill.
2. Playgirl’s Hunkercise Fantasy Ranch
1. The Amazing House Made Completely of Wood
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