J.Lo need not apply

From the classified ads of the Web site LatinoLA.com comes this evocation of one only-in-L.A. mix:

Punk Rock Goth Chola Singer Needed or Lo Que Sea

To sing bilingual pocha lyrics about La Vida chola y otras cosas for Autopista, looking for that Wett & Wild attitude with Mac Sophistication and a dark barrio / ghetto imagination. We play a mix of Latin Lowrider Rock (Malo, Tierra, Sapo), Punk Rock (Black Flag), and Goth (Bauhaus). Call Melvin.