TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Pittsburgh 34, Cincinnati 7: Maddox had a harder time finding open receivers with the XFL.

Dallas 14, Carolina 13: Emmitt Smith runs for 59 yards. Naming Eric Karros speed coach was bad idea.

Buffalo 31, Houston 24: Why are the Bills so excited about beating the Texans?

Minnesota 31, Detroit 24: Victory ends eight-game losing streak, causes jealousy among Bengals.

Atlanta 17, New York Giants 10: Falcons don’t need Vick after all. There goes VapoRub endorsement.

Green Bay 28, New England 10: Hey Patriots, what happened to all that boasting you were doing?

Tampa Bay 17, Cleveland 3: At least fans don’t boo Tim Couch on the road. They’re too busy laughing.

New Orleans 43, Wash. 27: Spurrier should return to college ball. Florida might have an opening soon.

Indianapolis 22, Baltimore 20: Mike Vanderjagt kicked five field goals. And they say baseball is boring.

San Diego 35, Kansas City 34: Seems like a good time for Dick Vermeil to get another case of “burnout.”

Tenn. 23, Jacksonville 14: Fisher on Eddie George: “I always have faith in this Pro Bowler.” Dick Weber?

St. Louis 28, Oakland 13: Where were these guys all season?

Miami 24, Denver 22: Good thing for Dolphins that Olindo Mare did not go to Florida State.

San Francisco at Seattle, tonight, 6 p.m., Ch. 7: And on “Monday Night Raw,” Triple H defends his title.

Open -- Arizona, Chicago, N.Y. Jets, Philadelphia