TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Carolina 27, Tampa Bay 24 -- Who was that at quarterback for the Panthers, and what has he done with the real Jake Delhomme?

Cincinnati 34, Houston 27 -- The scene where the team walked into Dan Devine’s office in support of Rudi was great.

Detroit 12, Chicago 10 -- Four field goals for Hanson, who has come far since the days of “MMMBop.”

Kansas City 41, Cleveland 20 -- And why exactly do teams continue to kick the ball to Dante Hall?

Pittsburgh 28, Arizona 15 -- At Heinz Field, the Steelers finally get a victory they can relish.

Tennessee 31, Miami 7 -- Dolphin fans beginning to wonder if perhaps Brian Griese was adopted.

Washington 27, Seattle 20 -- This win could keep Snyder happy until at least Tuesday.

Atlanta 27, N.Y. Giants 7 -- Reeves finally gets his 200th win. It took almost 200 losses to get there.

Jacksonville 28, Indianapolis 23 -- Career win No. 2 for Jack Del Rio! He’ll pass Reeves in 2102.

San Diego 42, Minnesota 28 -- It seems like only yesterday that Flutie was narrowly defeating Red Grange to win the Heisman.

Dallas 10, Buffalo 6 -- Bills made mistake of taking advice from Marv Levy on how to beat the Cowboys.

N.Y. Jets 27, Oakland 24 (OT) -- On heels of “The Reagans,” CBS cancels “The Raiders” since it also unfairly tarnishes a legacy.

St. Louis 33, Baltimore 22 -- Fans were asking for Kurt Warner during the game. They needed help to their cars with their carts.

Philadelphia at Green Bay, tonight, 6, Ch. 7 -- Tonight’s mystery singer to join Hank Williams Jr.: Slim Whitman.

Open -- New England, Denver, New Orleans, San Francisco

-- Houston Mitchell