The UNSEXY list!

Funny? Yes. Talented? Sure. Sexy? Not at all.  (Photo by Stephen Shugerman / Getty Images)

How do you spell unsexy? T-O-R-I  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

The clock around your neck has a prettier face, and gets you included on our list.  (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

With good reason. Cheating on your husband with a married man always = Unsexy.  (Astrid Stawiarz / Getty Images)

With a mug like that, it’s a good thing Quentin Tarantino works behind the camera.  (Michael Buckner / Getty Images)

Drawing white blotches on the faces of unsexy celebrities can’t make up for the fact that you are truly unsexy.  (Darren Calabrese/AP photo)

Mobster’s wife turned adultering drug addicted emergency room nurse. Not sexy.  (Jamie McCarthy / Getty Images)

Until the release of the sleeper-smash movie “The Wrestler”, we didn’t even know you were alive. After seeing recent photos, we’re not sure you are. Being dead makes some stars sexy; looking dead definitely makes you unsexy.  (Charles Gallay/Getty Images)

Being the dictionary definition of a shrieking, nagging, negative wife doesn’t make you unsexy, it makes you uberunsexy  (Richard Drew/AP photo)

Even sideways you wouldn’t be sexy.  (Dan Steinberg/AP photo)

Looking like a cadaver with bad dental work, Steve earns a top spot on our annual unsexy list. Undead=unsexy.  (Photo by Stephan Lovekin/Getty Images)

Bed-head and large ears are enough to cancel out his perfect body. Does the swimsuit come with a hood?  (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images for USA Swimming)

“I’m really happy for ya, and Ima let you finish, but Kanye West is the unsexiest self absorbed untalented ego of all time!”  (Jason DeCrow/AP photo)

The unwed, in-vitro pregnancy, former food stamp and welfare mother now has a total of 14 children. Whether she’s called “Octomom” or, correctly, “Tetradecamom”, she’s still unsexier than the shoe she’s living in.  (AP photo / Nick Ut)

The pudgy best friend role usually spells doom for being sexy.  (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Anyone who can star along side Will Ferrell in order to make him look sexier has to be “unsexy”.  (Jason Merritt / Getty Images)

Her body may be a Wonderland, but even the Cheshire Cat knows magic mushrooms couldn’t make John sexy.  (Chris Pizzello / AP photo)

You were the unsexy girl on “One day at a time”. Now you’re the unsexy girl who slept with her famous hippy musician father. The circle of life....  (Angela Weiss/Getty Images)

The dirty bad boy look can be sexy. The dirty bag-boy look is unsexy.  (Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

With her large eyes and stick-thin body Nicole exudes sexiness. Not.  (Photo by Giulio Marcocchi/Getty Images)